This image is a sort of unfocussed Monet-style image (deliberately this way - not just because I'm a rubbish photographer) pitched somewhere between "Haystacks" and "Waterlillies". In this case I have chosen to depict a flying Bengal cat on slightly drought-damaged lawn in Lyneham. I call this work "Flying Bengal cat on slightly drought-damaged lawn in Lyneham".
My idea for this post is to get a test message up to see if the whole blog thing works for me. So I am just going to write some random crap for a bit here. I specifically added the image just because I am certain you will get a buzz from what a total pro I am even in the initial stages of blogging.
If this works out for me, I will probably post some things about my personal life philosophy, some motivational goals, and some expert financial tips or simlar. Maybe some recipes - the internet has almost as many recipes as it does video clips of cats. So cooking posts are clearly a winner in the current online environment. Lets face it, I have stupidly attempted recipes posted by complete gits on the internet and they have been largely terrible on the whole, but I am clearly still alive. So now it is my turn to mess with people's dinner based on minimal expertise and some unfocussed images. Once it takes off and I have a million followers and some strategic advertising revenue, I can quit work and mess with people's heads on a full-time basis.
Before I launch into my new recipe / financial advice / philosophical mode, I will open with some cat comments.
Here goes:
Hi there. Have You ever thought of getting a Bengal cat? Highly recommended. In fact, go get a whole bunch of them exactly now. Here are my top 10 things to like about Bengal cats...
1. Kitten-soft leopard-print fur
2. Apricot belly with more spots
3. Movie-star fangs
4. Mascara and fuzzy black lips
5. Super-loud night yodelling
6. Batman ear (left)
7. Other Batman ear (right)
8. White fuzzy chin
9. Black feet
10.Hands with squooshy black pads
Thank you for your time.
