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Moving on.
Tony Abbott - what a moron.
He annoys me.
Wouldn't it be funny if someone did something really horrible but at the same time funny to Tony Abbott? I would like to go around to his house when nobody is there. I would let myself in by using ferrets to squeeze through the gap in the bathroom window. The ferrets would then open the door for me so I could go around while Tones is in Question Time and do interesting stuff like sticking all the plates together with crazy-glue and replacing the Tones' business cards and personal stationary with a new description which says "Tony Abbott - Chief Opposition Maniac and Ghost Hunter". Or perhaps something really evil, like filling in all the unfinished crosswords.
I would pack my ferretts in a bag along with all the TV remote controls and leave as mysteriously and suddenly as I arrived.
5 comments:
How does Fang feel about the ferrets?
Fang likes ferrets
Dear Alien Infested Kate
I agree with your Tonester stance, do you really own ferrets, or do they own you? One should ask. Well actually, my new pet parrot asked me to. I am now owned by a parrot.
JW - I'm not certain but I have a really weird feeling I know who you are. I would like Ferrets. Ferrets are good. If I had Ferrets I would get 8 of them and create a Ferret sled team. I would also like a squid. I would teach my squid to play the drums.
Of course you know who I am, you were a VERY annoying 12 year old. I am trying to get my own back. BTW, the ferrets may eat the squid. Make sure you don't get them diving equipment.
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